“Intermediate challenge cave monster is half
elephant half cobra really pretty good also has a big ass
horn and scary feet and strong arms with which he picks up the van
and shakes it kind of gently, but which is alarming to everybody,
understandably.”
And that’s not even the reigning monster. Find out
about...
Lady Edwina, Orko at her feet. Creepy little wizard
makes our life complete (horn break).
Actually that’s not true at all. But strangely
enough, Orko achieves a tiny redemption arc when we learn his
origin story this episode. He’s tormented by He-Man’s bitch
goddess cousin, too. Don’t worry, he still sucks....
Sing it, Sister! Sarah recaps Song Of Celice, which
is kinda a misnomer. Mostly this ep is about dumb monsters, dumb
caves, and bullshit pits. Furthermore, where the hell does Teela
keep her pole vault? ...Anyway, at least Orko gets touched
inappropriately. So that’s cool.